{"product_id":"the-joint-guard-first-harvest-edition-uncommon-indica-shield","title":"The Joint Guard – Indica (First Edition)","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1fido4d\" data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1639\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003eCalm – The Slow Killer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17e0ysm\" data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eTHE CHARACTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"2054\"\u003eHe plays at half speed and still doubles the scoreboard, and timeouts aren’t for rest—they’re for rotation. The Joint Guard moves slow, but every step is deliberate, draining energy from the game while conserving his own. Defenders get frustrated trying to speed him up, but that’s exactly where he wins. By the fourth quarter, the game isn’t intense—it’s already over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"tq3bf4\" data-start=\"2056\" data-end=\"2074\"\u003eWHAT THIS IS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2075\" data-end=\"2230\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2085\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003eFirst Edition collectible figurine\u003c\/strong\u003e from the Ed’s Potheads™ First Harvest drop — built for collectors who value identity, rarity, and culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"16w72n2\" data-start=\"2232\" data-end=\"2253\"\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2436\"\u003e• Premium hand-painted resin figurine\u003cbr data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003e• Signature 4.20-inch display height\u003cbr data-start=\"2330\" data-end=\"2333\"\u003e• Window display packaging (character visible)\u003cbr data-start=\"2379\" data-end=\"2382\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"2384\" data-end=\"2436\"\u003eExclusive First Edition Holographic Trading Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"llchv\" data-start=\"2438\" data-end=\"2450\"\u003eRARITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2451\" data-end=\"2477\"\u003e🔵 Indica — Uncommon (30%)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lc00rm\" data-start=\"2479\" data-end=\"2493\"\u003eSCARCITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2494\" data-end=\"2576\"\u003eOnly \u003cstrong data-start=\"2499\" data-end=\"2548\"\u003e60 Indica FIRST EDITION units exist worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2548\" data-end=\"2551\"\u003eNo restocks. No reprints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y9i89a\" data-start=\"2578\" data-end=\"2599\"\u003eCOLLECTOR VALUE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2600\" data-end=\"2646\"\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2612\" data-end=\"2645\"\u003eFirst Harvest 5-character set\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1brcnj9\" data-start=\"2648\" data-end=\"2664\"\u003eDISCLAIMER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2665\" data-end=\"2772\"\u003eThis is a collectible art figure only.\u003cbr data-start=\"2703\" data-end=\"2706\"\u003e• No cannabis\u003cbr data-start=\"2719\" data-end=\"2722\"\u003e• No THC\u003cbr data-start=\"2730\" data-end=\"2733\"\u003e• No nicotine\u003cbr data-start=\"2746\" data-end=\"2749\"\u003e• Not for consumption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"llchv\" data-start=\"6598\" data-end=\"6610\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"THE FIRST HARVEST","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53314953445560,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/7673\/7464\/files\/Photo_Apr_27_2026_9_38_11_AM_5.png?v=1777303457","url":"https:\/\/www.edspotheads.com\/products\/the-joint-guard-first-harvest-edition-uncommon-indica-shield","provider":"ED’S POTHEADS™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}