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Progress with him isn’t rushed—it’s built, rep by rep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"tq3bf4\" data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eWHAT THIS IS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"819\"\u003eFirst Edition collectible figurine\u003c\/strong\u003e from the Ed’s Potheads™ First Harvest drop — built for collectors who value identity, rarity, and culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"16w72n2\" data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"949\"\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003e• Premium hand-painted resin figurine\u003cbr data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"990\"\u003e• Signature 4.20-inch display height\u003cbr data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e• Window display packaging (character visible)\u003cbr data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003eExclusive First Edition Holographic Trading Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"llchv\" data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eRARITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003e🟢 Hybrid — Common (40%)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lc00rm\" data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003eSCARCITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003eOnly \u003cstrong data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e80 Hybrid FIRST EDITION units exist worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eNo restocks. No reprints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y9i89a\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003eCOLLECTOR VALUE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003eFirst Harvest 5-character set\u003c\/strong\u003e. Collect all to complete the original drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1brcnj9\" data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eDISCLAIMER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eThis is a collectible art figure only.\u003cbr data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1443\"\u003e• No cannabis\u003cbr data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e• No THC\u003cbr data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003e• No nicotine\u003cbr data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1486\"\u003e• Not for consumption\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE FIRST HARVEST","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53313724285112,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/7673\/7464\/files\/Photo_Apr_27_2026_9_39_31_AM.png?v=1777303618"},{"product_id":"the-swole-stoner-first-harvest-edition-uncommon-indica-power-form","title":"The Swole Stoner – Indica (First Edition)","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17e0ysm\" data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003eTHE CHARACTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003eHe mixes the strongest pre-workout known to man—then forgets it on the counter, and spends three hours at the gym, fifteen minutes lifting—the rest looking for his keys. Still calls it leg day. The Swole Stoner moves slow, but somehow still gets it done, turning every workout into a long, laid-back session. He’s not chasing intensity—he’s enjoying the process. For him, the gym isn’t about pressure… it’s about presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"tq3bf4\" data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eWHAT THIS IS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2066\" data-end=\"2221\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2076\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003eFirst Edition collectible figurine\u003c\/strong\u003e from the Ed’s Potheads™ First Harvest drop — built for collectors who value identity, rarity, and culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"16w72n2\" data-start=\"2223\" data-end=\"2244\"\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2245\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e• Premium hand-painted resin figurine\u003cbr data-start=\"2282\" data-end=\"2285\"\u003e• Signature 4.20-inch display height\u003cbr data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2324\"\u003e• Window display packaging (character visible)\u003cbr data-start=\"2370\" data-end=\"2373\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"2375\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003eExclusive First Edition Holographic Trading Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"llchv\" data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2441\"\u003eRARITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2442\" data-end=\"2468\"\u003e🔵 Indica — Uncommon (30%)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lc00rm\" data-start=\"2470\" data-end=\"2484\"\u003eSCARCITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2485\" data-end=\"2567\"\u003eOnly \u003cstrong data-start=\"2490\" data-end=\"2539\"\u003e60 Indica FIRST EDITION units exist worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2542\"\u003eNo restocks. No reprints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y9i89a\" data-start=\"2569\" data-end=\"2590\"\u003eCOLLECTOR VALUE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2637\"\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2603\" data-end=\"2636\"\u003eFirst Harvest 5-character set\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1brcnj9\" data-start=\"2639\" data-end=\"2655\"\u003eDISCLAIMER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2656\" data-end=\"2763\"\u003eThis is a collectible art figure only.\u003cbr data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2697\"\u003e• No cannabis\u003cbr data-start=\"2710\" data-end=\"2713\"\u003e• No THC\u003cbr data-start=\"2721\" data-end=\"2724\"\u003e• No nicotine\u003cbr data-start=\"2737\" data-end=\"2740\"\u003e• Not for consumption\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE FIRST HARVEST","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53314096758968,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/7673\/7464\/files\/Photo_Apr_27_2026_9_39_31_AM_1.png?v=1777303618"},{"product_id":"the-swole-stoner-first-harvest-edition-rare-sativa-beast-mode","title":"The Swole Stoner – Sativa (First Edition)","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lia39j\" data-start=\"2825\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2829\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003eEnergy – The High-Intensity Machine\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17e0ysm\" data-start=\"2868\" data-end=\"2887\"\u003eTHE CHARACTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2888\" data-end=\"3273\"\u003eHis version of HIIT training comes with a quarter ounce and a pack of papers, and his cardio sessions burn the most calories and flower—mostly flower. The Swole Stoner brings nonstop energy, bouncing from set to set with chaotic intensity. He trains fast, lifts hard, and somehow keeps the momentum going longer than anyone else. With him, workouts aren’t structured—they’re explosive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"tq3bf4\" data-start=\"3275\" data-end=\"3293\"\u003eWHAT THIS IS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3294\" data-end=\"3449\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"3304\" data-end=\"3342\"\u003eFirst Edition collectible figurine\u003c\/strong\u003e from the Ed’s Potheads™ First Harvest drop — built for collectors who value identity, rarity, and culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"16w72n2\" data-start=\"3451\" data-end=\"3472\"\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3473\" data-end=\"3655\"\u003e• Premium hand-painted resin figurine\u003cbr data-start=\"3510\" data-end=\"3513\"\u003e• Signature 4.20-inch display height\u003cbr data-start=\"3549\" data-end=\"3552\"\u003e• Window display packaging (character visible)\u003cbr data-start=\"3598\" data-end=\"3601\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"3603\" data-end=\"3655\"\u003eExclusive First Edition Holographic Trading Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"llchv\" data-start=\"3657\" data-end=\"3669\"\u003eRARITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3670\" data-end=\"3692\"\u003e🔴 Sativa — Rare (20%)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lc00rm\" data-start=\"3694\" data-end=\"3708\"\u003eSCARCITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3709\" data-end=\"3791\"\u003eOnly \u003cstrong data-start=\"3714\" data-end=\"3763\"\u003e40 Sativa FIRST EDITION units exist worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3763\" data-end=\"3766\"\u003eNo restocks. No reprints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y9i89a\" data-start=\"3793\" data-end=\"3814\"\u003eCOLLECTOR VALUE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3815\" data-end=\"3861\"\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"3827\" data-end=\"3860\"\u003eFirst Harvest 5-character set\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1brcnj9\" data-start=\"3863\" data-end=\"3879\"\u003eDISCLAIMER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3880\" data-end=\"3987\"\u003eThis is a collectible art figure only.\u003cbr data-start=\"3918\" data-end=\"3921\"\u003e• No cannabis\u003cbr data-start=\"3934\" data-end=\"3937\"\u003e• No THC\u003cbr data-start=\"3945\" data-end=\"3948\"\u003e• No nicotine\u003cbr data-start=\"3961\" data-end=\"3964\"\u003e• Not for consumption\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE FIRST HARVEST","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53314516910264,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/7673\/7464\/files\/Photo_Apr_27_2026_9_39_31_AM_2.png?v=1777303616"},{"product_id":"the-swole-stoner-first-harvest-edition-ultra-rare-exotic-alpha-edition","title":"The Swole Stoner – Exotics (First Edition)","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"e20vfo\" data-start=\"4050\" data-end=\"4082\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"4054\" data-end=\"4082\"\u003eElite – The Peak Performer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17e0ysm\" data-start=\"4084\" data-end=\"4103\"\u003eTHE CHARACTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4104\" data-end=\"4450\"\u003eHe’s an IFBB Pro and a certified THC Pro, and when he sweats in the sauna, he hotboxes it—then charges everyone for the session. The Swole Stoner operates at a level most can’t touch, combining peak physical form with top-tier strain knowledge. Everything he does is intentional, optimized, and elevated. He’s not just in shape—he’s the standard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"tq3bf4\" data-start=\"4452\" data-end=\"4470\"\u003eWHAT THIS IS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4471\" data-end=\"4626\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4481\" data-end=\"4519\"\u003eFirst Edition collectible figurine\u003c\/strong\u003e from the Ed’s Potheads™ First Harvest drop — built for collectors who value identity, rarity, and culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"16w72n2\" data-start=\"4628\" data-end=\"4649\"\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4650\" data-end=\"4832\"\u003e• Premium hand-painted resin figurine\u003cbr data-start=\"4687\" data-end=\"4690\"\u003e• Signature 4.20-inch display height\u003cbr data-start=\"4726\" data-end=\"4729\"\u003e• Window display packaging (character visible)\u003cbr data-start=\"4775\" data-end=\"4778\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"4780\" data-end=\"4832\"\u003eExclusive First Edition Holographic Trading Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"llchv\" data-start=\"4834\" data-end=\"4846\"\u003eRARITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4847\" data-end=\"4876\"\u003e🟣 Exotics — Ultra Rare (10%)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1lc00rm\" data-start=\"4878\" data-end=\"4892\"\u003eSCARCITY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4893\" data-end=\"4976\"\u003eOnly \u003cstrong data-start=\"4898\" data-end=\"4948\"\u003e20 Exotics FIRST EDITION units exist worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4948\" data-end=\"4951\"\u003eNo restocks. 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